Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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