We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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