If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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