how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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