Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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