I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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