she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Farmville is her only friend.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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