Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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