Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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