I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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