Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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