On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
The air taste purple.
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