Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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