Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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