Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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