so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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