Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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