Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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