You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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