oh god the rape fog is back!
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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