New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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