Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i out mim tonsoeep
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Randomize
