Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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