Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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