Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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