absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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