Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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