kristin has been a bad kristin
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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