It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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