I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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