Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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