did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Please, let me fuck your mom
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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