Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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