It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm bleeding and have questions
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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