I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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