But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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