I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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