That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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