I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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