Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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