I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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