Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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