Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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