She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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