He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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