His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just blew my weed a kiss
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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