yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Four minutes until I can fart!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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