We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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