we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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