I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
it's like iHOP with fire
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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