Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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