I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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