Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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